Hey honeys, long time no macro! Shall we?
Don't Stop, Get It Get It! - This phrase comes from a number of songs, but I most closely associate it with Ice Cube's "You Can Do It". This macro, of course, is used to express unbridled happiness or enthusiasm. Appropriate scenarios:
--"We're having pizza for dinner."
--"Yummy pizza? Don't stop, get it get it!"
or maybe,
--"Dude, I still get so excited when I think about Barack Obama getting elected."
--"Me too! Don't stop, get it get it!!!"
You Can Do It - Ice Cube (please, for the love of god, listen to this)
Cheeseboy - My friend's son had one of his preschool classmates over for a playdate, just the sweetest little Irish girl with long red pigtails. Everything was going swimmingly until he decided, in quickfire three-year old fashion, that he suddenly wanted nothing to do with her. "Go away, cheeseboy!" he tells her. "Cheeseboy, don't touch my toys!" The poor little girl was so taken aback. Use this macro for anything and everything that chaps your hide.
What Do You Know? You Like School - This was an insult that my sister, The Pod, and our cousin Aaron used against his sister Tiffany for years and years. They were always aghast at her inexplicable enjoyment and anticipation of each school day and they took advantage of her gusto to lay the smack down on her at every opportunity. "What time is Sponge Bob Squarepants on?" someone would ask, and if Tiffany answered, "three o'clock and again at four-thirty", either my scoundrel sister or Aaron would blast her with "What do you know? You like school!". This was especially harsh when Tiff was actually correct. It was always hilarious, but it's a wonder she never got angry. "Where would you guys like to eat lunch?" I'd query. "Mimi's Cafe?" Tiff would happily suggest. "No way!" the other two would leap in. "That place is for losers who like school!"
IsTheBomb.com - This further expounds on the base phrase "is the bomb" which I adore so much. This one's simple and straightforward, but you can have a lot of fun with it:
--"I can give you a ride to the airport if you want."
--"Really? You are so awesome!"
--"Yeah, you can send your thanks to beckietran@beckietranisthebomb.com"
or perhaps
--"You know what sounds really good? A piece of pie."
--"Seriously. BostonCreamPieIsTheBomb.com"


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