Things You Will Not See At Our Wedding:
1) A picture like this:
Because, what? It's funny for these guys to pretend to be grossly obnoxious because that's what girls do? Get the hell out of here.
2) A sign like this
Sorry if I don't have the "proper" sense of humor to appreciate this banner, but the implication that the groom is being shackled into the dismal prison of marriage is so archaic, sexist and pathetic it honestly makes me feel a little cringey inside. Screw this sign. Screw it, propose to it, pretend you're gonna marry it, and then leave it at the altar. Run.