Merrill was having a pre-wedding day party at this bed and breakfast way out in the woods, a quaint and very pretty little inn type place. The party was basically as elaborate as an actual wedding and she actually wore a simple white dress and her bridesmaids wore kind of matching outfits, too.
The afternoon of the party I went to look at the buffet-style dining table. It was completely covered with hundreds of types and candy and there were also bowls of chips everywhere, like barbecued Lays I think.
I had to get a complete physical in order to be in the wedding and the time right before the party started was the only time left to do it in. I had it done in this room right off the dining hall. I was completely mortified because all the doors to this room were completely open and partway through the physical Sean Connery walked in. He was very polite about the whole thing but it was still horrid.
After I got the clearance and was walking to the guest rooms of the house to get ready a bunch of partygoers arrived and I noticed all my old boyfriends coming in one by one. Great.
I changed in my bedroom and was super flustered because the dress I was supposed to wear was mega short and I knew I'd be tugging on it all night. Also only half my toenails were painted.
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